HALO FAN™ – NECK BREEZE, NO SWEAT

HALO FAN™ – NECK BREEZE, NO SWEAT

Stay icy even when the world’s melting. The Bad Gopher Halo Fan™ is your secret weapon against sweat, swamp neck, and summer breakdowns. Sling it around your neck, crank it up, and let the breeze do the flirting.

💨 Why You Need This:

• Hands-Free, Head-Turning – Toss it on and go. Beach days, gym grinds, festivals, or office heatwaves – we gotchu.
• Choose Your Vibe – Comes in White, Pink, Blue, and Green. Match your mood or your fit.
• Built for All-Day Cool – Battery options from 400mAh to 1200mAh. 3 wind speeds: Chill, Breeze, and Tornado Mode.
• Lightweight & Sexy AF – Rock it like a necklace, feel like royalty. Zero hand-holding required.

Whether you’re a baddie on the move or a bandit breaking necks, the Halo Fan™ keeps you cool while you turn up the heat.

🧊 Warning: Side effects include spontaneous compliments, jealous stares, and zero sweat stains.

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Don’t let the heat slow you down. Grab your Halo Fan™ today and enjoy the freedom of hands-free cooling wherever life takes you!