BLADELESS BREEZE™ – FASHION THAT BLOWS

Not just a fan. A damn fashion statement.

Meet the Bad Gopher Bladeless Breeze™ — foldable, rechargeable, and fly as hell. This is the hands-free, neck-hugging air drip you’ve been waiting for.

🔥 FEATURES THAT BRING THE CHILL:

• 4000mAh Battery Beast – Stay cool for hours, no outlet hunting.
• Digital Display – Peep your power and wind speed in real time.
• 3 Fan Speeds – Low, Medium, and Holy Sh*t It’s Cold.
• Silent & Safe Bladeless Tech – All the breeze, none of the buzz.

💅 DRIP OPTIONS? OBVIOUSLY.

• Sleek White, Trendy Pink, or Cartoon Chaos for the wild ones.
• Only 0.4kg – Light on your neck, heavy on the flex.
• Foldable & Packable – Slide it in your tote, backpack, gym bag, or glovebox.

💨 Be cool. Look cooler.